Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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