I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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