I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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