so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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