guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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