Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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