is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Never joke about your clitoris.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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