my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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