You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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