What did we do last night that was yellow?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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