so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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