i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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