I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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