john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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