physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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