Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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