Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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