You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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