A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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