Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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