But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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