That's intense
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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