okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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