I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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