The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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