last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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