the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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