the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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