Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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