You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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