nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i dont even know how to be here
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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