Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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