i don't like sucking hair
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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