Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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