Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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