4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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