Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
her facebook's as public as her vagina
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
