I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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