She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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