I got chris browned last night
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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