At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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