i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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