I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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