I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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