yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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