i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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