You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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