Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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