i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
do herpes really smell.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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