bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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